Scottish Chat Up Lines
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Scottish chat up lines are the lines that work best is in Scotland. The Scots have their own sense of homour and social references. Most importantly, Scottish chat up lines sound best when coming from a Scotsman. They might not work south of the border!
- Did you fart? Cos ya just blew me away.
- Are your parents retarded? Coa you're pure special.
- My love for you is like diarrhea. I canny hold it in!
- I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
- Is there a mirror in ur pants? Cos I can see me in em.
- Your body reminds me of a spanner.... everytime I think of it my nuts pure tighten up.
- You might not be the best lookin' girl here but beauty's only a light-switch away!
- If you're gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep until noon.
- Fat Penguin! (What!) I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
- Och! Fancy a bit of real authentic Scottish haggis?
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