Rude chat up lines are probably going to land you with a slap in the face! We recommend you only using one of these rude chat up lines as a dare when the reward is of suitable value to compensate you for the hospital visit you are likely to need afterwards!

These are the top 10 rude chat up lines:

  1. You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  2. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
  3. I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
  4. I've had quite a bit to drink ... and you're beginning to look pretty good.
  5. If you want a carrot, its yours. If you want 24 carrots, keep on walking lady!
  6. Cor! You don't sweat much for a fat bird!
  7. Him - You're gorgeous. I'd really love to invite you out sometime. Her - No, thanks. Him - Awww, come on! Lower your standards a little bit; I did...
  8. We're playing pull a pig; would you fancy being my catch for the night?
  9. Gee your ugly, but I bet you feel good in the dark.
  10. Nice legs... What time do they open?

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