Funny Chat Up Lines

Funny chat up lines (pick up lines) are a great way to open a conversation as women generally find witty men very attractive. Using a funny chat up line also shows a great deal of confidence, another characteristic women like in a man. And if you can make a woman laugh, then you are definitely onto a winner! Thus funny chat up lines can be incredibly effective.

These are the top 10 funny chat up lines. Designed to make her laugh, your success with a funny chat up line will depend largely on your delivery.

1. Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?
2. Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you?
3. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
4. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment.
5. Are those trousers made out of Space Shuttle tiles because your ass is out of this world!
6. How much does a polar bear weigh? Well it's enough to break the ice.
7. I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.
8. Do you remember me? (No.) Really? You are kidding? I am the guy who walked past you half an hour ago when you were standing on the other side of the club!
9. You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
10. Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.

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