Funny Chat Up Lines

Funny chat up lines are a great way to open a conversation as women generally find witty men attractive. Using a funny chat up line also shows confidence. And if you can make a woman laugh, then you are definitely onto a winner!

These are the top 10 funny chat up lines.

• Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?
• Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you?
• I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
• I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment.
• Are those trousers made out of Space Shuttle tiles because your ass is out of this world!
• How much does a polar bear weigh? Well it's enough to break the ice.
• I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.
• Do you remember me? (No.) Really? You are kidding? I am the guy who walked past you half an hour ago when you were standing on the other side of the club!
• You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
• Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.