Dirty Chat Up Lines

Dirty chat up lines seems to be the most popular section of the site, which makes me wonder what you guys are all doing out there as you are unlikely to have much success with them! We suspect that you are mostly looking for dirty chat up lines for the entertainment value, but if you do have success with one of these dirty chat up lines, do drop us an email and we will write an article on it.

These are the top 10+ dirty chat up lines.

• The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!
• If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
• I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot
• If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
• I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke
• There are 256 bones in your body! Would you like another?
• Nice dress! Can I talk you out of it?
• Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
• I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
• Do you want to play army? I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
• Do you know what a man with a 12 inch dick has for breakfast? No! Well I have Bacon and Eggs!
• If you were a lolly I would be licking you all night!

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