Clever Chat Up Lines

Clever chat up lines are not usually very effective, but they can be very entertaining to use, particularly when you see the look of confusion on the face of the woman as she tries to work out just exactly what you said! Clever chat up lines are most effectively used when delivered to a group at a time and you can try using two or three in quick succession to get a few smiles.

These are the top 10 clever chat up lines.

• If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
• I'd love to see how you look when I'm naked.
• My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.
• Hey baby, I'm ready for some FUN, I already have the F and the N, now all I need is U!
• If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
• I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?
• You look like my first wife. (Really? How many times have you been married?) Oh I'm still a bachelor.
• Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Lets go upstairs and talk about it.
• Do you know what'd look fantastic on you? (No.) Me!
• You know, if I'm not in bed by 11, Ill have to go home.

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