Bad Chat Up Lines

Bad chat up lines don't need much introduction. They are bad because they either mark you out as a weirdo or as someone who is trying way too hard. If you were planning on using one of these bad chat up lines, think again!

These are the top 10+ bad chat up lines:

1. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
2. Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
3. Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?
4. Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
5. Excuse me, do you have change for a thousand pound note?
6. Get your coat on baby; you've just pulled.
7. Are those things real?
8. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
9. My name is Dave. Remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
10. Would you like to stroke my lucky scrotum?
11. I have a two-minute recovery time.
12. Hey baby, wanna see my elephant.

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