Bad Chat Up Lines
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Bad chat up lines don't need much introduction. They are bad because they either mark you out as a weirdo or as someone who is trying way too hard. If you were planning on using one of these bad chat up lines, think again!
These are the top 10+ bad chat up lines:
- Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
- Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
- Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?
- Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
- Excuse me, do you have change for a thousand pound note?
- Get your coat on baby; you've just pulled.
- Are those things real?
- You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
- My name is Dave. Remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
- Would you like to stroke my lucky scrotum?
- I have a two-minute recovery time.
- Hey baby, wanna see my elephant?
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