Chat Up Lines
Even in 2013 chat up lines (pick up lines) remain an important part of the dating ritual. With a single line you can either start a beautiful relationship or end up red-faced with embarrassment. On this site we have collected the best chat up lines out there.
Click on the links to the left find top 10s for different kinds of chat up lines or just pick one from the list of lines below:
- I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
- Can I borrow your phone please? (Why?) I need to phone God and tell him I have found his missing angel.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good?
- I guess you can kiss Heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.
- If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- I'd love to see how you look when I'm naked.
- My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.
- I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
- You must be tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.
- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
- I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke
- There are 256 bones in your body! Would you like another?
- Nice dress! Can I talk you out of it?
- Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?
- Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you?
- I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
- You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
- Your eyes are blue, like the ocean and I'm lost at sea.
- You know what they say about beauty... it protects against all evil. Well, with you I feel really safe!
- Have you got a plaster? Because I hurt my knee falling for you.
- Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
- If you're gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep until noon.